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Q: What is the nursery rhyme for Roses are Red?

Roses are Red. Roses are red” is possibly one of the most well known nursery rhymes and poems. It is also one of the oldest ones as it first was published by the English poet Edmund Spenser in 1590: She bath’d her brest. the boyling heat t’allay; She bath’d with roses red.

While the movie generally avoids overly-easy Rule of Funny, it still manages to earn more than its fair share of spit-takes, even from people not actually drinking anything at the time.
The shower scene, where Tom and Summer watch a porno and decide to try out one of the positions they saw in the shower. It doesn't work out very well. Funny enough as it is, but the fact that we don't actually see the position makes it hilarious.
Paul asking Tom if Summer gave him various "jobs" (as in, a handjob or blowjob) and Tom saying "no jobs, I'm still unemployed".
"I HATE THIS SONG!"
"PENIS!"
The greeting card a broken Tom writes after Summer leaves him: "Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you whore".
Tom's blind date. Drunken karaoke singing is always hilarious, but Gordon-Levitt's especially good at it.
Tom: And then she took...a giant SHIT...on my FACE! ...LITERALLY!
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Blind Date: ...Literally?
Tom: ...No, not literally, gross—ew, what's the matter with you?
"Darling . . . I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom."
Paul: Look, maybe she was just having a bad day.
Mackenzie: Yeah, maybe is was—was some sort of... hormonal thing.
Rachel: PMS?
Tom: What do you know about PMS?
The very first thing that appears on the screen:
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
Especially you, Jenny Beckman.
Bitch.
Summer's Sid and Nancy comparison gets flipped on its head.

Tom : Yeah, uh, this is... And Rhoda, no disrespect, but um, this is total shit.

McKenzie : Tom!

Tom : "Go for it" "You can do it"? That's not inspirational, that's suicidal. If pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. These are lies. We're liars. Think about it. Why do people buy these things? It's not 'cause they wanna say how they feel. People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid too. We provide the service that lets them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. At least let them speak for themselves! Right? I mean, look! What-What is this? What does it say? "Congratulations on your new baby." Right? How 'bout, "Congratulations on your new baby. Guess that's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you."

Vance : Sit down, Hansen.

Tom : How bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I think I know where this ones going. Yep! "Happy Valentines Day, sweetheart. I love you." That sweet? Ain't love grand? This is exactly what I'm talking about. What does that even mean, "love"? Do you know? Do you? Anybody?

McKenzie : Tom...

Tom : If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. It's these cards, and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all the lies and the heartache, everything. We're responsible. *I'm responsible.* I think we do a bad thing here. People should be able to say how they feel, how they really feel, not you know, some words that some stranger put in their mouths. Words like "love"... that don't mean anything. Sorry, I'm sorry. I, uh... I quit. I'm... There's enough bullshit in the world without my help.

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What is the nursery rhyme for Roses are Red?

Roses are Red. “Roses are red” is possibly one of the most well known nursery rhymes and poems. It is also one of the oldest ones as it first was published by the English poet Edmund Spenser in 1590: She bath’d her brest. the boyling heat t’allay; She bath’d with roses red.