Merry christmas from the family montgomery gentry lyrics

Mom got drunk and dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
'Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife, Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife, Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, the first Noel

Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quick-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet-Rite
A box of Pampers, some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh silent night, oh holy night

Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n' Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of Midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family
Feliz Navidad

Writer/s: Robert Earl Keen, Jr.

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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night o' holy night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite
A box of midol, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad

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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk   At our Christmas party   We were drinkin' champagne punch   And homemade eggnog   Little sister brought her new boyfriend   He was a Mexican   We didn't know what to think of him   Til he sang Feliz Navidad   Feliz Navidad      Brother Ken brought his kids with him   The three from his first wife Lynn   And the two identical twins   From his second wife Mary Nell   Of course he brought his new wife Kaye   Who talks all about AA   Chain smokin' while the stereo plays   Noel, Noel, The first Noel      Carve the turkey turn the ball game on   Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone   Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store   We need some ice and an extension cord   A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite   A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights   Hallelujah everybody say cheese   Merry Christmas from the family      Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen   I can't remember how I'm kin to them   But when they tried to plug their motor home in   They blew our christmas lights   Cousin David knew just what went wrong   So we all waited on our front lawn   He threw the breaker and the lights came on   And we sang Silent Night   Oh Silent Night o' holy night      Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on   Mix Bloody Marys cause we all want one   Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go   We need some celery and a can of fake snow   A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite   A box of midol, some Salem Lights   Hallelujah everybody say cheese   Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad

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