"Where My MuthaFatha's At?!" Registered: Jan 2, 2000 Posts: 9843 Down by the cherry tree So I pulled out my hairy banana She let out a scream, "Aged and Bitter" Tribus: Somewhere between Marysville and Tumwater Registered: Oct 22, 2001 Posts: 20462 No wonder HR called you in.... Ars Scholae Palatinae Registered: Nov 10, 2000 Posts: 1332
I shot her with glory Ars Legatus Legionis Tribus: The Mare Tranquillitatis People's Circumlunar Zaibatsu Registered: Feb 29, 2000 Posts: 14257 This land is my land This land was made for only me. Ars Legatus Legionis Tribus: Forest Hills, NY Registered: Jul 8, 1999 Posts: 18364 Doooooo yoooouuuuurrr ..... and I vaguely remember ... Tra-la-la .... BOOM-di-ay! "6.86 posts per week" Tribus: DC Registered: Nov 25, 2000 Posts: 5745 Here comes Peter Cottontail "Watch out for snakes." Registered: Jan 19, 2007 Posts: 10108
HAHA! We used to sing: I have no idea why. My grandfather used to sing "Oooohhhhhhh... the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole" and then stop singing. I never learned anything past that until I was older, and then found out the next line was "To see his asshole." Ars Praefectus Registered: Apr 10, 2004 Posts: 3513 fuck fuck fuck a duck Ars Scholae Palatinae Registered: Nov 8, 2001 Posts: 1090
This land is my land This land is private property! Ars Legatus Legionis Tribus: Forest Hills, NY Registered: Jul 8, 1999 Posts: 18364
That's a gem I heard from my mother. "Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole Ars Tribunus Militum Tribus: Knoxville, TN - GT: Errator svm Registered: Jul 24, 2006 Posts: 2490 I listened to a lot of Anal Cunt and Sloppy Seconds. I'm too lazy to link any lyrics. Ars Tribunus Militum Tribus: Bangalore Registered: Jun 14, 2005 Posts: 2627 What's all this diarrhea bum bum nonsense? Diarrhea cha cha cha And my favorite as a kid was always: Joy to the world, "Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis." Tribus: DFW Texas Registered: Sep 10, 2002 Posts: 8467
Down her nose, down her nose That is the only verse we knew growing up, but if you google it there are a lot more. Plus my uncle taught us these, much to the the amusement of my mother: Chipmunks roasting on an open fire, or
He's makin' a list, checkin' it twice He sees you when you're sleeping Oh you'd better watch out, you'd better not cry Remembered another one:
When I was just a wee wee
tot they took me off my wee wee cot Wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee! And when they saw that I did not, they took me off my wee wee pot Wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee! "Lapsed Satanist" Tribus: Tucker, GA Registered: Jan 30, 2001 Posts: 92050
I remember when Joker sang that on Batman, the Animated Series. -- View image here: https://cdn.arstechnica.net/forum/smilies/biggrin_classic.gif -- Hell, I remember most all of these songs. |