Welcome to the internet bo burnham lyrics

Welcome To The Internet
Have A Look Around
Anything That Brain Of Yours
Can Think Of Can Be Found
We’ve Got Mountains Of Content
Some Better, Some Worse
If None Of It’s Of Interest To You
You’d Be The First

Welcome To The Internet
Come & Take A Seat
Would You Like To See The News
Or Any Famous Women’s Feat.

There’s No Need To Panic
This Isn’t A Test Ha Haa
Just Nod Or Shake Your Head
And We’ll Do The Rest

Welcome To The Internet
What Would You Prefer
Would You Like To Fight
For Civil Rights
Or Tweet A Racial Slur

Be Happy Be Horny
Be Bursting With Rage
We Got A Million
Different Ways To Engage

Welcome To The Internet
Put Your Cares Aside
Here’s A Tip For Straining Pasta
Here’s A 9 Year Old Who Died

We Got Movies
And Doctors And Fantasy Sports
And A Bunch Of Colored Pencil Drawings Of
All The Different Characters In Harry Potter
F**King Each Other
Welcome To The Internet

Hold On To Your Socks
‘Cuz A Random Guy
Just Kindly Sent You
Photos Of His Cock

They Are Grainy And Off Putting
He Just Sent You More
Don’t Act Surprised
You Know You Like It You Whore

See A Man Beheaded
Get Offended See A Shrink
Show Us Pictures Of Your Children
Tell Us Every Thought You Think

Start A Rumor Buy A Broom
Or Send A Death Threat To A Boomer
Or Dm A Girl And Groom Her
Do A Zoom Or Find A Tumor
And Here’s A Healthy Breakfast Option
You Should Kill Your Mom

Here’s Why Women Never F*Ck You
Here’s How You Can Build A Bomb
Which Power Ranger Are You
Take This Quirky Quiz
Obama Sent The Immigrants
To Vaccinate Your Kids

Could I Interest
You In Everything
All Of The Time
A Little Bit Of Everything
All Of The Time

Apathy’s A Tragedy
And Boredom Is A Crime
Anything And Everything
All Of The Time

Could I Interest You
In Everything
All Of The Time
A Little Bit Of Everything
All Of The Time

Apathy’s A Tragedy
And Boredom Is A Crime
Anything And Everything
All Of The Time

You Know
It Wasn’t Always Like This

Not Very Long Ago
Just Before Your Time
Right Before The Towers Fell
Circa 99

This Was Catalogues Travel Blogs
A Chat Room Or 2
We Set Our Sights
And Spent Our Nights Waiting!
For You You
Insatiable You
Mommy Let You Use Her Ipad
You Were Barely Two
And It Did All The Things
We Designed It To Do

Now Look At You Ohh

Look At You You You
Unstoppable Watchable
Your Time Is Now
Your Inside’s Out
Honey How You Grew

And If We Stick Together
Who Knows What We’ll Do
It Was Always The Plan
To Put The World In Your Hand

Could I Interest
You In Everything
All Of The Time
A Bit Of Everything
All Of The Time

Apathy’s A Tragedy
And Boredom Is A Crime
Anything And Everything
All Of The Time

Haa haa…

Could I Interest You
In Everything
All Of The Time
A Bit Of Everything
All Of The Time

Apathy’s A Tragedy
And Boredom Is A Crime
Anything And Everything
And Anything And Everything
And Anything And Everything
And All Of The Time

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Welcome to the internet, have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We′ve got mountains of content, some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you′d be the first

Welcome to the internet, come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic, this isn′t a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head, and we′ll do the rest

Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the internet, put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta, here′s a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other

Welcome to the internet, hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting, he just sent you more
Don′t act surprised, you know you like it, you whore

See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your-

Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
Here′s why women never fuck you, here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything, all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything, all of the time
Apathy′s a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time

You know? It wasn′t always like this

Not very long ago, just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you
You, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad, you were barely two

And it did all the things we designed it to do
Now, look at you, ha, look at you
You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now, your inside′s out, honey, how you grew
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
It was always the plan to put the world in your hand

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A bit of everything, all of the time
Apathy′s a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time

Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything, all of the time
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything

And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time

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