You make my balls so blue lyrics

[RAM:]
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica

[VERONICA:]
Eww. You got a left hand: Use it

[KURT:]
Don't talk mean like that

[RAM:]
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]
You hurt them badly

[RAM:]
You make my balls so blue

[KURT:]
They're hangin' sadly

[RAM:]
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?

[KURT:]
Don't run from me
They're all beat up

[KURT & RAM:]
Like a tackling dummy!

[KURT:]
They long for your embrace!

[RAM:]
They're warm like mittens!

[KURT:]
They'll curl up on your face

[RAM:]
And purr like kittens!

[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
Just look at them glow...

[RAM:]
They're beggin' you!

[KURT & RAM:]
Don't make my balls so blue

[VERONICA:]
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[VERONICA:]
Open the door!

[HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Oh no, oh no no no!

[KURT:]
You make my balls so blue
So please say hello!

[RAM:]
Hold 'em!

[KURT:]
Enfold 'em

[KURT & RAM:]
And never let go!

[KURT:]
Once you were geeky and nerdy

[RAM:]
But they knew you're dirty

[KURT:]
You've set them on fire

[KURT & RAM:]
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

[RAM:]
They'll wear a suit and tie

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
And a fancy collar!

[RAM:]
They'll sing a lullaby:

[KURT & RAM:]
La la la la la!

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Please make these balls not blue

[RAM:]
Just for a while!

[KURT:]
Can't wait till later

[KURT & RAM:]
My pants are rubbin'

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like a hot cheese grater!

[VERONICA:]
Look! Booze. Drink!

[KURT:]
Thank you so much!

[RAM:]
They will protect you

[KURT:]
Defend you

[RAM:]
Respect you

[KURT:]
Befriend you

[RAM:]
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Winnie-the-Pooh!

[KURT:]
Baby, baby, baby, they're so blue!

[RAM:]
My balls will work for you

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
They will obey ya!

[RAM:]
They really need rescue!

[KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Like Princess Leia!

[KURT & RAM:]
Baby, you've gots to come through

[KURT:]
Teach them to smile!

[RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You got no clue how much
These two

[RAM, KURT, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!

[KURT & RAM:]
Yeah!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
Ow! Ow!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make them balls so blue!

[KURT & RAM:]
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them
You quake them

[KURT & RAM:]
Good God!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You break..

[KURT & RAM:]
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
You take them

[KURT & RAM:]
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!

[HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You bake them
Chrissake..

[KURT, RAM, HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA:]
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!

RAM
Heyyyyy, 'Ronica.

VERONICA
Ugh. You got a left hand? Use it.

KURT
Don't talk mean like that.

RAM
You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my balls so blue.

KURT
You hurt them badly.

RAM
You make my balls so blue.

KURT
They're hangin' sadly.

RAM
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?

KURT
Don't run from me --
They're all beat up

KURT & RAM
like a tackling dummy!

KURT
They long for your embrace!

RAM
They're warm like mittens!

KURT
They'll curl up on your face

RAM
and purr like kittens!

KURT
You make my balls so blue!

KURT & RAM
Just look at them glow...

RAM
We're beggin' you!

KURT & RAM
Don't make my balls so blue.

VERONICA
Heather...? Heather...? Open the door.

HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!

VERONICA
Open the door!

HEATHERS DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!

KURT
You make my balls so blue,
so please say hello!

RAM
Hold 'em!

KURT
Enfold 'em,

KURT & RAM
and never let go!

KURT
Once you were geeky and nerdy,

RAM
but they knew you're dirty.

KURT
You've set them on fire,

KURT & RAM
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

RAM
They'll wear a suit and tie,

KURT
and a fancy collar!

RAM
They'll sing a lullaby:

KURT & RAM
La la la la la!
Please make these balls not blue,

RAM
Just for a while!

KURT
Can't wait till later,

KURT & RAM
my pants are rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!

(VERONICA offers a bottle to RAM)

VERONICA
Look. Booze. Drink!

KURT
Aw, thank you so much!

VERONICA
You're welcome.

(KURT & RAM chug from the bottle)

RAM
They will protect you.

KURT
Defend you.

RAM
Respect you.

KURT
Befriend you --

RAM
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

HEATHER DUKE & MCNAMARA
Winnie-the-Pooh!

KURT
Baby baby baby they're so blue!

RAM
My balls will work for you.

KURT
They will obey ya!

RAM
They really need rescue!

KURT
Like Princess Leia!

KURT & RAM
Baby, you gots to come through.

KURT
Teach them to smile!

RAM, HEATHERS
You got no clue how much
these two depend on you --
Please help them through!

KURT & RAM
My balls are in your court!

MAC & DUKE
My balls are in your court!

KURT & RAM
Yeah!

MAC & DUKE
You make them balls so blue!

KURT & RAM
You make my balls so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my balls so blue!

KURT & RAM
Ow! Ow!

MAC & DUKE
You make them balls so blue!

KURT & RAM
You make my balls so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my balls so blue!
You shake them,
you quake them,

KURT & RAM
Good God!

MAC & DUKE
You break --

KURT & RAM
My balls!
You make my balls so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my balls so blue!
You take them,

KURT & RAM
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!

MAC & DUKE
You bake them,
Chrissake --

KURT, RAM, MAC, DUKE
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true,
and make these balls not blue!

Why did Heathers remove blue?

Is Blue still in Heathers?